If Steve Jobs were President

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- We’d all wear white, or pay extra tax to wear black (macbook).

- We’d only be allowed to use one utility company for everything (AT&T).

- Sending Postcards (MMS) would be made illegal.

- An alternative postal service (jailbreaking) that sent postcards would render your citizenship void.

- All hollywood footage would be static (no video).

- Your housing would crack (cube + nano).

- You’d have one hand chopped off, but given another opposable thumb (one button mouse).

- Everyone would get excited when the President spoke, and talk about everything he said afterwards.

- Everyone that was not a citizen would want to be one, but would complain about the cost of living.

- All the stuff you bought for your old house, would not move to the new house issued by the government (iPhone 3G accessories).

- You would only be allowed to buy your groceries from a state owned supermarket (itunes).

But boy.. would things look good!

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